My Quarantine Diary
The best way to keep your sanity is to give up on it.
Day 1 of quarantine: Dress for business. That will direct your mindset toward working at home.
Day 2 of quarantine: Even though your online clients can’t smell your breath, they can tell if you haven’t brushed your teeth.
Day 3 of quarantine: Changing your underwear has health benefits.
Day 4 of quarantine: “Honeeeeeeeee! Where’s the toilet paper?”
Day 5 of quarantine: If you use the computer with the lo-res webcam, no one will notice if there’s broccoli in your teeth.
Day 6 of quarantine: Put on your daytime pajamas.
Day 7 of quarantine: If Jesus didn’t use deodorant, why should I?
Day 8 of quarantine: Do I really even need a webcam for this online meeting?
Day 9 of quarantine: I love you Netflix, oh yes I doooooo!
Day 10 of quarantine: Personal hygiene? I seem to remember something about that.
Day 11 of quarantine: “Honeeeeeeeeeee! We really need toilet paper!”
Day 12 of quarantine: Did I just spend all day punching F5 of my Medium stats page?
Day 13 of quarantine: If I grow my beard long enough, I can comb it over my bald spot.
Day 14 of quarantine: I never realized how versatile newspaper is.
Day 15 of quarantine: Wilson, I love you!
